Narrator: A long time ago, there lived two little bees…who didn’t really like each other.

RGB: Hello everybody! Or should I say, everyboBEE? Hehehehe! I’m the RG bee!

SSB: Don’t listen to her lameness. I’m the SS bee, the BEEST bee in the world!

RGB: No, I’m the better bee!

SSB: Am not!

RGB: Am too!

Narrator: They were the only living creatures on the planet they lived on, and felt their existence had a greater purpose than quarrelling with each other all day long. One day just as a gust of wind blew towards them…

Chorus: (blow like the wind!)

Narrator: the bees heard a voice.

The Voice: (music play here!) “Jupiter… Jupiter… Jupiter,”

Narrator: - It seemed to be saying, then it went, as quickly, as it came. The bees decided that this was a sign; something inside told them that ‘Jupiter’ was the place for them. They had to go there. Thus they set out to find this mysterious place. (music stop)

SSB: (singsong voice) I’m going to reach there first!

RGB: No, I am! (push SSB aside and fly off)

SSB: Hey! D< You cheater!

(Bees flies away from planet and into outer space)

SSB: I see a planet up ahead! Is it Jupiter?

RGB: Me first!

(flies toward planet and sees 2 dancing wolves there)

RGB: Wow, there are other *ahem* biologically alive organisms here!

SSB: I think this is it! *looks around, sees the wolves, then calls out to them* Hey, is this Jupiter?

Wolf 1: Nope, but you are most welcome to stay here with us!

RGB: Hmm, I am tired. No harm in staying.

SSB: I hate to say this but I agree with you. Alright, we’ll stay here and dance for a while!

(music play here!) (the 3 wolves and the bee dance here!)

Narrator: Over the next few days, the bees danced and made many new friends. At the same time, they also fostered their friendship with each other and BEEcame the BEEst of friends! (music stop)

RGB: Let’s start over! I’m RGbee.

SSB: And I’m SSBe. Together,

RGSSB: We’re the RGSSBees!

Narrator: They learnt many new skills, taught by an adult bee called Mr. Odd Ego. They had great fun but one day, they knew it was time for them to leave this warm and friendly place, and go to Jupiter, their ultimate destination.

Mr. Odd Ego: RGSSBees, you have had fun, but all play and no work makes Jill a dull girl! It is time for you two to leave this place. When you reach Jupiter, you will have to find the Inn of Sixth Happiness, for that is where you will receive Ultra Music Power. Good luck! The journey is long, but I am sure with each other, both of you will be able to do it. As a last parting gift, I present you two with this rare item called the RAYSPEC. (hands over rayspecs) These specials specs have a very important role to play in your journey ahead. Make use of them wisely. Good luck and farewell, young ‘uns. (waves hand solemnly in parting)

(RGSSBees looks at gift in wonderment then sets off, crying buckets of tears....)

Wolves: (to RGSSBee) Bye-bye! Good luck! (blow loud kisses...like MUACKKKKKK)

(Mr. Odd Ego and bees exit; RGSSBees continues on its journey)

SSB: Wow, this is so exciting. Ultra Music Power sounds so....

RGB: awesome! If we can go to Jupiter, then we can BEEcome a famous buzzician!

RGSSBees: Buzz buzz buzz.

SSB: I do wonder what Jupiter will be like though... (flies off in random direction)

Narrator: On their way to Jupiter...the RGSSBees hear the voice again.

The Voice: Good. You have demonstrated an incredible aBEElity: to make friends and to be willing to learn from others. In your next test, remember to be wary of things that will distract you from your quest.

RGSSBees: Oh my goodness!!!! WE. ARE. SO. VERY. SCARED. (a bit of buffer time here please for mike passing)

(Suddenly, a huge, dark creature (the phantom) appears) (music play here!)

RGSSBees: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

RGB: Wh... Who are you? Please don’t hurt us. (music stop)

Phantom: (sings in a loud soprano voice) The PHAAAAA~NTOM OF THE OPERA IS HERE! (stop abruptly) not inside your mind though.

SSB: Now, if you’ll excuse us...

Phantom: I know where you’re going. (wise old guru nod)

SSB: You do? Then you’d know that we’re in a horrible rush to get there too. (jiggly feet)

Phantom: Oh, a horrible rush to get to a horrible place? I’d rather spare you the agony. Jupiter is a ridiculous place where everyone is equal, and equally dumb and stupid. Dumb and stupid enough not to fight to be the best, or fight for money, or wealth, or to be king. (starts singing in the tune of “if you’ll ever find, a moment, …... (“think of me”) Why not come with me and find fame, money and glory? If you’ll come with me, then you’ll become the next queen beeeeeeee.

RGB: (in a softer voice...thinking) Fame, money, and glory...sounds good to me. After all, aren’t all great musicians famous?

Phantom: (happy mysterious smile)What’s more! my planet is filled with honey stars!

Chorus: (takes out stars and start bobbing)

RGB: And honey, glorious, glorious, honey!

Chorus: (wind blow)

SSB: (to RGB) But what had that voice said? To be wary of distractions, I hear? Food, money, glory, and fame. Those are not what makes a musician. A musician is someone who really really loves music, and not because of money.

RGB: Or glory.

SSB: Or fame.

RGB: (nods) You’re right! I’m sorry, phantom, but we have to go now. We want to BEEcome good musicians.

(music play here!)

SSB: That sounds really Famila(r)!

RGB: Oh gee! Or should I say, oh bee! I remember now! Mr Goh was telling us about the dangerous bells of Sagrada Familia that suck bees, twist their minds and absorb all the june juice inside their brains!

SSB: After that, the bees are kept for a centuri-on (century on) The Planet That Shall Not Be Named. What shall we do now?!

Chorus: (wind blow)

The Voice: Always remember: No dream journey comes without a nightmare. In your quest to achieve your dream, never succumb to nightmares. Never give up in the face of failure.

RGB: Oh dearie dearie bee! I can feel it! Life is being sucked from me! Life sucks!

SSB: O woe, O woeful, woeful day! Alack, alack that Heaven should practise strategems upon as lowly subjects as ourselves! O unhappy fortune! O woeful day!

Chorus: (wind blow. WOEEEEEE ~WOEEEE~)

RGB: But no! When life hands you the bells of Sagrada Familia, you bbb--RING them down!! (strikes a warrior pose and say “HA.” in that macho voice)

Mr. Odd Ego’s Voice (to be voiced by The Voice but in a different voice): These special specs have a very important role to play in your journey ahead

SSB: Oh yeah! We need rayspec to continue fruitfully on our journey! Rayspec!! RESPECT! (both bees whips out specs and put them on.)

(RGSSBees are no longer being sucked. Sounds of bells tone down and dissipate.)(music stop!)

Voice: Good job RGSSBees! You now know the importance of RAYSPEC. Remember that respect is needed for success in life!

RGB: YESSSS WE ROCK! Hooray! Goodness bee, I think I see Jupiter finally! (flies off and lands on Jupiter)(music play here!)

Alien on Jupiter: Why have you landed on this great planet’s grand majestic big red dot? What sort of place are you from, to not know a simple rule of not stepping onto the home of our honourable, majestic, grand, great, awesome general king bee! (music stop)

SSB: We’re from Singapore.

Alien: Oh! then you two must beeeeee the SINGAPORE FLYERS! (music play here!)

RGB: Well...I suppose you could call us that. (music stop) But really, we’ve come in search of the Inn of Sixth Happiness. (music play here!)

Alien: Oh that is the humble abode of our royal majesty, Mr. Pimple! He was named after our planet’s big red spot. Ahem, I mean, pimple.

SSB: So...how can we go into the inn?

Alien: This is the Inn! And that is Mr. Pimple over there, who will now grant you your most favourable wish.

Mr. Pimple: (walks over) Hello newcomer! Welcome to my rather humble abode! What do you want from me! Is it ten thousand servants to help fill your pots with everlasting honey? Or a grand hive with a hundred golden chandeliers hanging from the ceiling? Seeing as both of you have come a long way, your wish is my command. (music stop!)

RGB: Oh no, but we are undeserving of such wealth and importance!

SSB: We seek only Ultra Music Power, and that is more than what we deserve.

Mr Pimple: Well well well! (music play here!) Seeing as you are such humble little bees, I shall hereby bestow upon you the ultra extreme wonderful great MUSIC POWER! (music stop) Use this special gift wisely, and remember the ultimate meaning in being a musician is in bringing joyance (music play here!) to the audience, while having fun at the same time! HOHOHOHO!

Narrator: And thus concludes the amazing adventures of the RGSSBees. (Music stop)

Then everyone come out and bow!

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